Top 10 Everyday Things People Do To Ruin Their Cars

1. Not Using The Parking Brake


2. Not Coming To A Complete Stop Before Shifting



3. Riding The Brakes Down A Hill

4. Forgetting To Change The Oil


5. Pressure Washing The Engine


6. Starting Your Car The Wrong Way





7. Ignoring Your Car’s Sounds



8. Letting The Interior Go

9. Running Your Car Down To Empty




10. Driving Past Attractive Women

10 signs he's flirting with you

1. The Eyebrow Lift
When a guy first sees a girl he's attracted to, chances his eyebrows will rise and fall. Quickly.
(You can slip the flip of an eyebrow back at him, if you're interested - it's a clear signal both ways.)







2. Gaining Your Attention
Exaggerated movements or gestures usually mean that he's trying to stand out from the crowd.
He may shift positions so that he is standing slightly apart from his friends or a group of people.


3. Slight Parting of the Lips
His lips may automatically part for a second when your eyes first meet.


4. His Nostrils Open Slightly - Face Widens
As his eyebrows raise and nostrils flare slightly so with the parted lips, he has an open, friendly expression on his face.


5. He Shifts to the Classic Male Courship Stance
The macho stance (cowboy style) - he'll probably lock his thumbs in his belt or belt loops, point his fingers downwards, spread his legs about shoulder distance apart and tilt his head to one side.

 






6. Touches His Own Face
He may rub his chin, brush his cheek with the back of his fingers or touch his ears.
(He may not realize this is a combination of nerves and unconscious preening behavior.)



7. Strokes His Shirt Front, Smoothes his Jeans
More unconscious preening - smoothing a shirt sleeve, tie, shirt pocket.
(The equivalent of the female lip lick.)


 




8. Fiddles with His Hair
He may smooth or tussle his hair involuntarily and more often than you might realize - again preening for you...



9. Eyebrows Arc While Talking
He may, accidentally, exhibit a slightly surprised expression with slightly raised eyebrows - which means he is interested in you.
(Forget the guy who looks at you with a smooth, relaxed brow and eyes - he thinks you're boring. You probably think he's boring so drop your eyebrows and more on.)

 





10. He seems especially nervous when he’s talking to you.

Top 10 Flirting Tips

10. Flirting is an attitude:
A good flirt is self-confident and not afraid to take risks.
Be enthusiastic and positive, it works!




9. Start a conversation:
The best opening line is saying hello.
Talk about the surroundings, ask a question, ask for help, state an opinion.




8. Have fun:
Be playful, light-hearted and spontaneous.
Show your vulnerability.




7. Use props:
Never leave home without a prop.
Props are natural conversation starters. They encourage conversation and others will be compelled to start talking to you.
Great props include: dogs, kids, unusual jewelry, a irresistable scent, a sweatshirt with your favorite passion or personalized Hoodie with your Rhinestone Initial icon or T-Shirt with your Rhinestone Initial icon ties, Guy's Personalized Sweatshirt icon hats, or an interesting book or newspaper.




6. Be the host:
Change your behavior from the role of guest to host.
You are not the passive person in waiting, but rather the welcome committee.





5. Make the first move: Move closer to the person you want to meet.
Say hello!




4. Listen:
You have two ears and one mouth because you should listen twice as much as you speak.
Listening is a true art. Your flirting partner will be drawn to you.
Everyone loves to be heard.




3. Eye contact:
Make eye contact, but please look your partner in the eye gently (no more than 2-4 seconds) and then glance away.
Don't stare, it's a turn off.




2. Compliment:
Compliment your flirting partner. The best compliments have the element of surprise.
The "flirtee" will know that you really noticed them.
Remember, your compliments must be honest, sincere and genuine.
When you receive a compliment the best response is merely, Thank You!



1. Smile:
It is contagious.
It will make you so much more approachable.
A smile lights up your face and draws people to you. You will be a people magnet.





-written for giggles and lols-

10 Signs that He Likes You

1. He remembers little things you mention in casual conversation.
It may take you by surprise. You might have been talking when he was around and two weeks later he'll say, "Well, you like orange fizz..."



2. His voice changes when he talks to you in a group. He may say "Hey." to everyone with you, but the "Hey." to you is a little different.



3. His voice gets softer when the two of you talk.



4. Sometimes he stares straight into your eyes.



5. His eyes get 'soft' when he looks at you. They change slightly or get relaxed around the edges. It's subtle, but you can tell if you watch...
(You may already be aware of it at a subconscious level - that's what made you start wondering if he likes you...)



6. When he's near you or talking with you, his eyes travel in a little circle around your face and land back on your eyes. (Like he's looking at your whole face - then back to your eyes.)



7. His friends start asking you questions - if you haven't met him yet - they may ask what your name is. Or may ask you what you think about 'him.'



8. If his friends are paying attention to you after he's been staring at you - it can mean that he's been talking about you.




9. He tells you that you smell nice...
(No hidden meaning here - it's a good thing.)




10. He might act weird around you or seem very nervous. His behavior may just plain change when you're around.






-written for giggles and lols-

The Simpsons Characters Look Alikes!

 

Top 10 Lies Mommy and Daddy Told Me

1. There is a Santa Claus, but he'll only visit you if you're good.








2. This is going to hurt me more than it will hurt you.









3. Mommy and Daddy are taking a nap.










4. If you tell me the truth, you won't get in trouble.








5. Eating your vegetables will make you grow up big and strong








6. If you play with your privates too much, they'll drop off/you'll go blind.








7. If you keep making that face, your face will stay that way








8. Mommy and/or Daddy never took illegal drugs/drank underage/had premarital sex.








9. SpongeBob's not on this week/the TV is broken/our cable is out.








10. The stork brought you to us.


-written for giggles and lols-

25 Funny Ways To Describe Masturbation

1. Taking the flute to band camp
2. Stuffing the pink taco
3. The five knuckle shuffle
4. Petting My Little Pony
5. Rub one out
6. Cleaning out the cobwebs
7. Yodel In the Canyon
8. Turn the knob
9. Tampering with the smoke detector
10. Buffin’ the muffin
11. Turning myself into a hand puppet
12. Basting the turkey
13. Practicing
14. Self-service
15. Flying solo
16. Feeling slap happy
17. Watering the flower
18. Priming the pump
19. All hands on deck
20. Cure for boredom
21. Tickle your fancy
22. Thumb a ride
23. Paddling the pink canoe
24. Preheat the oven
25. Staying in with BOB (battery operated boyfriend)

-written for giggles and lols-